Lerker capture attempt 18

Harry nebula: Okay Ryan set up the bait.

Ryan Jaru: (Places bait near a tree) done.

Ryan Jaru: now lets move into position.

(moves to the area marked with an X)

harry nebula: now we just wait.

3 hours later

* sounds of tranquilizer darts being fired*

Harry nebula: What the hell?

Ryan Jaru: what happened?

Harry nebula: it appears to have slowed down and tumble after the 10th dart.

* sounds of tranquilizer darts being fired*

Harry nebula: How the f*ck did we just manage to cause the Lerker to fall down?

Ryan Jaru: I don't know. Maybe it's because these are some of the strongest tranquilizer darts in the world, only being used by the highest ranking members of the Military mystery watch.

Harry nebula: oh p*ss off!

(Lerker rises)

Ryan Jaru: oh i see that the lerker is still hard to stop. Maybe agent clod could-

Harry nebula: WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH DID YOU JUST F*CKING SAY!!!

Ryan Jaru: well maybe let's end this operation here.

Harry nebula: oh hell no, we have to save people, because a bunch of retards go to this forest because they want to see if this beast is real. we must exterminate it A.S.A.P.

Harry nebula: Command send us a b62 heavy rpg, we are at (REDACTED)

Command: okay wait between 20-25 minutes.

22 minutes later.

Harry nebula: time to eat shrapnel you big skinny beast

* sound of RPG firing*

The Lerker has bits of it's flesh fly off and the beast itself falls backwards.

Ryan Jaru: i thinks it going to run away and hide.

OPERATION END'S